
Who let this
bird get rich?
Legend has it MR STARLING started out as just another bird with absolutely no business wearing designer clothes. One day, he put on a pink suit, grabbed his black shades, and decided the entire internet needed to know who was in charge.
Nobody knew where the confidence came from. Nobody questioned the outfit. And nobody was ready for the chaos that followed.
Before long, MR STARLING was strutting through the Solana universe like he owned every block. Zero apologies. Maximum attitude. A suspicious amount of drip.
He doesn’t chase attention —
attention checks his schedule.
THE BIRD HAS LANDED.
THE STREETS ARE HIS NOW.


